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Lift His Shirt Play With His Tits

mosseaters:

OFFICIAL CALLOUT POST FOR @placeholderworld

He’s a bitch ass motherfucker

multibugorganism:

there really is just software out there that lets any musically inept person to become their own soundclown, no wonder it was permanently removed from stores

dragonwhispr:

campyvillain:

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

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when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

  • i see it with my eyedbarls
I see it with my sightballsdeath gripssightballs - EPimage

the-sauce-engine:

fuckin uhhh orp orp orp or whatever this guy says

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msaprildaniels:

dailyunsolvedmysteries:

Two-headed tortoise Janus turns 25!

Janus, who also has two hearts, two pairs of lungs and two distinct personalities, would not have survived long in the wild as he cannot retract his heads into his shell to seek shelter from predators. But at the Geneva Natural History Museum, where he hatched in 1997, Bourgoin and her team of carers - who believe he is the world’s oldest bicephalic tortoise - can cater for his every need!

He is under constant surveillance in case he flips over, which could be fatal, and survived a bladder stone operation in 2020. His heads need periodic treatment with vaseline to stop them getting sore when they rub together.

His two personalities also generate different moods and tastes that can occasionally lead to conflict, for example over which direction to walk. “The right head is more curious, more awake, it has a much stronger personality. The left head is more passive and loves to eat,” Bourgoin said, adding that one head was partial to endives and the other to carrots.

This is wonderful. I love this so much. Conjoined turtles, having a long happy life and being taken care of is wonderful.

frawgs:

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

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manthropology:

foreskinnty:

umarell:

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imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

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bapouro:

duran301:

a-spoonful-of-generosity:

duran301:

a-spoonful-of-generosity:

duran301:

bapouro:

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This is my promise to you.

✊ Never. Stop. Blogging.

Share the Tumblr prayer.

Ummmmm, welp im out

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(I will now go down an entire gallon of gasoline and pour bleach onto my eyes now)

What the Hell, man? Sunny’s legs don’t bother you, but this makes you want to quick fade out of existence? I don’t see the problem.

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My MLP standard are different from my personal ones.

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What are you freaking out about, though? Did you not realize you are trapped here, as I am? Taking the pledge is irrelevant. Tumblr is the Hotel California. You can check out anytime you like, Darling, but you can never leave.

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Many will be returning to this Hell hole from a far worse place than Hell itself thanks to the efforts of one Billionaire. And I for one welcome our wayward brethren and sisters back to the herd.

Meh, can’t really say your wrong because ye ain’t, but still, we are all different and different things freak us out in different ways, so with that said I’m going invisible because this freaks me out

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Oh my god - I’ll never get tired of this site.

Bring it in guys! ❤️